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Being in the seminary in contrast to being outside
-In the seminary, you get three square meals a day.
-Outside, you cook most often two square meals a day and force yourself to eat it.
-In the seminary, you are forced to exercise an hour a day and recreate at least twice a day.
-Outside, you get to clean your room and do other chores. Recreation is not part of your world and what the heck is free time?
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Here is a puckish and wonderful response to a fund raising campaign:
In reply to your request to send a check, I wish to inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it almost impossible. My shattered financial condition is due to federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporation laws, liquor laws, mother-in-laws, brother-in-laws, sister-in-laws, outlaws, and blue laws.
Through these laws I am compelled to pay a business tax, amusement tax, head tax, school tax, gas tax, light tax, sales tax, liquor tax, carpet tax, income tax, food tax, furniture tax, and excise tax, even my brains are taxed.
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